*** Welcome to WittyBaby.com! ***
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WittyBaby.com specializes in clever, cutting-edge apparel for the sophisticated baby (and parents, too!)
If you are looking for fabulous gifts to give the smartest baby on the block, then you have come to the right place!
We offer lots of great gift ideas you will not see anywhere else. WittyBaby has over 300 designs to choose from, with more designs coming every day! Your only problem will be choosing which ones to buy!
We know you and your baby have a superior sense of humor and style. We designed WittyBaby duds for only the most discriminating customers, like YOU! We have items appropriate for newborns, infants, toddlers, older kids, moms, dads, grandparents, and even (gulp!) the in-laws! We also have an extensive collection of maternity designs for the expectant mom (and pop!) We even have stuff for your doggie, too!
Remember, if your babies are not laughing, then they are probably crying. So make them laugh! (Your neighbors will certainly thank you.)
Enjoy the site, and have fun!
To get to the WittyBaby.com storefront, click this link: WittyBaby.com Online Store
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Alphabetical Listings by Section:
Below, you will find an Alphabetical list of the hundreds of designs we have available on our WittyBaby.com Online Store.
Click one of the links below to go directly to that section of the store!
Check out our new Christmas selections!
Christmas Wit
- Any cheap "elf" references...
- Don't care if Christmas is too commercial...
- Fat Man on Roof looking for Ho-Ho's
- Naughty is funner than nice
- I am NOT and Elf!
- I blame it on the Eggnog!
- I'd get you a present, but...
- I Drank Santa's Milk!
- If I hear the word "Cute" one more time...
- I'm Santa's Lovechild!
- I saw Momma smooching Santa!
- I think a Reindeer pooped in my diaper!
- I want a Pony! I want it now!
- Loot Patrol!
- Naughty... Nice... Decisions, decisions.
- Official Naughty List member since 2005
- Rudolf Pooped on my Roof!
- Santa Stole My Cookies!
- Unemployed Baby: Will Cry for presents
- Where's The Loot?
Alien Inside! - Section
- Alien Inside Logo
Warning Signs! - Section
- Alien Inside
- Alien On Board
- Baby in Broad!
- Baby is Bored
- Baby on Roof!
- Barf Zone!
- Beware my Cuteness
- Booger in Nose
- Clever Children at Play
- Cranky When Wet
- Crying Baby on Board
- Crying Jag Ahead
- Debt Hazard Ahead
- Delivery Zone!
- Diaper Rash on Rear
- Driver on Caffeine
- Expansion Zone!
- Fragile! Do Not Drop!
- Funny Smell in Pants
- Gassy Baby: Flammable!
- Loaded Diaper on Board
- Mother In-Law in Trunk
- Pee in Pants
- Poop in Pants
- Poop On Board
- Poop on Floor
- Psychotic Mother Behind Wheel
- Quick Children At Play
- Slobber On Hand
- Stinky Baby on Board
- Stork Xing
- This End Up Sign
- Waaaaaa!
- Wedgie Alert!
- Whine Country Ahead
WittyBaby Says... - Section
- 50% Trouble / 100% Cute!
- Accidents Happen...
- Anytime's A Good Time For Barfin'!
- Are Those My Feet?
- Are We There Yet?
- Back Off, Or I'll Barf!
- Barfin': Priceless!
- Batteries Not Included
- Been There, Done That...
- Beware my Kung-Fu!
- Blackbelt in Tyke-kwon-do!
- Bottles Suck!
- Bow Before My Cuteness!
- Burden To My Parents
- Can't Walk, Can't Talk...
- Captain Cranky Pants!
- Change is good...
- Chick Magnet!
- Chicks Dig Me
- Chubby, And Proud Of It!
- Cuteness Rulz!
- Damn I'm Cute!
- Dang Diaper!
- Does My Head Look Big In This?
- Do I Know You?
- Do Not Overfill!
- Do Not Shake!
- Do Not Top Off!
- Don't Ask!
- Don't hate Me Because I'm Cute
- Don't U Wish U Were This Cute?
- Do These Diapers Make Me Look Fat?
- Do You Smell Something Funny?
- Droolish Prince
- Droolish Princess
- Dude? Dude. Dude!
- Dude, Where's My Milk?
- E Equals MC Squared
- Expensive...But Worth It!
- Flatulence Blows!
- Fortune Poopie
- Future Kazillionaire!
- Gas for $3 gallon?
- Gassy Baby! Flammable!
- Getting Into Trouble
- Ginormous People!
- Got Drool?
- Got Formula?
- Got Gas?
- Got Some Milk?
- Guess What's In My Diaper!
- Hands Off the Cheeks!
- He Who Smelt It Dealt It
- Help Cure Diaper Rash
- Help! Daddy Farted!
- Help! Wedgie!
- Hey Lady, Where's My Milk?
- Honk if you've got a loaded diaper!
- I am NOT a Leprechaun!
- I am NOT an Easter Bunny!
- I Blame It On My Parents
- I Can't Drive
- I Drank Santa's Milk
- I'd Rather Have Steak
- I Feel the Need for Feed
- If I had a Nickel...
- I gotta go. NOW!
- I have a Blackbelt in Cuteness
- I Just Farted
- I'm a BOY!
- I'm a Child Progeny!
- I'm a GIRL!
- I'm an Optimist: Diaper ½ Full
- I'm a Pessimist: Diaper Half Full
- I'm Ignoring You!
- I'm in a One-Step Program
- I'm innocent... NOT!
- I'm Set In My Ways
- I'm Smarter than the President
- I'm so bright - Son
- Ingredients: Boy
- Ingredients: Girl
- I saw Momma smooching Santa
- I Think I'll Cry Now...
- It Wasn't Me!
- I've Been Framed!
- I've seen a lot of things...
- I Was Framed!
- I Wish for Whirled Peas!
- I Wub U!
- Just Add Milk!
- Just doo-doo it!
- Kiss Me, I'm Needy!
- Look What the Stork Dropped Off!
- Lunch is On me!
- Milk Again?
- Milk Drinkers Anonymous
- Milk: It's what's for Dinner!
- Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Mischief Patrol!
- Ms. Chievous
- Mom Makes the Best Dinner
- My Cheeks are Sore!
- My Cuteness Powers are Invincible!
- My Momma is Cuter...
- My other car is a stroller
- My Other Stroller is a Porsche
- My Other Stroller is a Tank
- My Pants are Overflowing!
- Next Big Poop-star!
- No Smoking! Gassy Baby!
- Objects in Diaper are Stinky...
- Okay, I'm Confused
- Oops. Farted!
- Poopie Happens!
- Poopie Monster!
- Poopie Stinks!
- Prince of Wails
- Princess of Wails
- Rebellious Nature
- Recalcitrant Youth
- Rudolf Pooped On My Roof!
- Second Hand Farts...
- Set Cuteness Levels on Stun!
- Spoil Me! NOW!
- Sleep Like a Baby...
- Super-Genius In Training
- Support Our Poops
- Taxx D. Duxion
- The Doggy Did It!
- The PoopScout Motto
- Today's Special: Cheek Pinching!
- Vintage Whine
- Welcome to Debt-Land
- Welcome to Whine Country
- What's a duck?
- What's another word for Waaaaaa?
- What's for dinner?: Left or Right?
- Where's My Present?
- Where's the Chocolate Milk?
- Whine Snob
- Wicked Diaper Wedgie!
- Will Cry for Food
Enjoy the site, and have fun!
To get to the WittyBaby.com storefront, click this link: WittyBaby.com Online Store
Below, you will find an Alphabetical list of the hundreds of designs we have available on our WittyBaby.com Online Store.
Click one of the links below to go directly to that section of the store!
Check out our new Christmas selections!
Christmas Wit
- Any cheap "elf" references...
- Don't care if Christmas is too commercial...
- Fat Man on Roof looking for Ho-Ho's
- Naughty is funner than nice
- I am NOT and Elf!
- I blame it on the Eggnog!
- I'd get you a present, but...
- I Drank Santa's Milk!
- If I hear the word "Cute" one more time...
- I'm Santa's Lovechild!
- I saw Momma smooching Santa!
- I think a Reindeer pooped in my diaper!
- I want a Pony! I want it now!
- Loot Patrol!
- Naughty... Nice... Decisions, decisions.
- Official Naughty List member since 2005
- Rudolf Pooped on my Roof!
- Santa Stole My Cookies!
- Unemployed Baby: Will Cry for presents
- Where's The Loot?
Alien Inside! - Section
- Alien Inside Logo
Warning Signs! - Section
- Alien Inside
- Alien On Board
- Baby in Broad!
- Baby is Bored
- Baby on Roof!
- Barf Zone!
- Beware my Cuteness
- Booger in Nose
- Clever Children at Play
- Cranky When Wet
- Crying Baby on Board
- Crying Jag Ahead
- Debt Hazard Ahead
- Delivery Zone!
- Diaper Rash on Rear
- Driver on Caffeine
- Expansion Zone!
- Fragile! Do Not Drop!
- Funny Smell in Pants
- Gassy Baby: Flammable!
- Loaded Diaper on Board
- Mother In-Law in Trunk
- Pee in Pants
- Poop in Pants
- Poop On Board
- Poop on Floor
- Psychotic Mother Behind Wheel
- Quick Children At Play
- Slobber On Hand
- Stinky Baby on Board
- Stork Xing
- This End Up Sign
- Waaaaaa!
- Wedgie Alert!
- Whine Country Ahead
WittyBaby Says... - Section
- 50% Trouble / 100% Cute!
- Accidents Happen...
- Anytime's A Good Time For Barfin'!
- Are Those My Feet?
- Are We There Yet?
- Back Off, Or I'll Barf!
- Barfin': Priceless!
- Batteries Not Included
- Been There, Done That...
- Beware my Kung-Fu!
- Blackbelt in Tyke-kwon-do!
- Bottles Suck!
- Bow Before My Cuteness!
- Burden To My Parents
- Can't Walk, Can't Talk...
- Captain Cranky Pants!
- Change is good...
- Chick Magnet!
- Chicks Dig Me
- Chubby, And Proud Of It!
- Cuteness Rulz!
- Damn I'm Cute!
- Dang Diaper!
- Does My Head Look Big In This?
- Do I Know You?
- Do Not Overfill!
- Do Not Shake!
- Do Not Top Off!
- Don't Ask!
- Don't hate Me Because I'm Cute
- Don't U Wish U Were This Cute?
- Do These Diapers Make Me Look Fat?
- Do You Smell Something Funny?
- Droolish Prince
- Droolish Princess
- Dude? Dude. Dude!
- Dude, Where's My Milk?
- E Equals MC Squared
- Expensive...But Worth It!
- Flatulence Blows!
- Fortune Poopie
- Future Kazillionaire!
- Gas for $3 gallon?
- Gassy Baby! Flammable!
- Getting Into Trouble
- Ginormous People!
- Got Drool?
- Got Formula?
- Got Gas?
- Got Some Milk?
- Guess What's In My Diaper!
- Hands Off the Cheeks!
- He Who Smelt It Dealt It
- Help Cure Diaper Rash
- Help! Daddy Farted!
- Help! Wedgie!
- Hey Lady, Where's My Milk?
- Honk if you've got a loaded diaper!
- I am NOT a Leprechaun!
- I am NOT an Easter Bunny!
- I Blame It On My Parents
- I Can't Drive
- I Drank Santa's Milk
- I'd Rather Have Steak
- I Feel the Need for Feed
- If I had a Nickel...
- I gotta go. NOW!
- I have a Blackbelt in Cuteness
- I Just Farted
- I'm a BOY!
- I'm a Child Progeny!
- I'm a GIRL!
- I'm an Optimist: Diaper ½ Full
- I'm a Pessimist: Diaper Half Full
- I'm Ignoring You!
- I'm in a One-Step Program
- I'm innocent... NOT!
- I'm Set In My Ways
- I'm Smarter than the President
- I'm so bright - Son
- Ingredients: Boy
- Ingredients: Girl
- I saw Momma smooching Santa
- I Think I'll Cry Now...
- It Wasn't Me!
- I've Been Framed!
- I've seen a lot of things...
- I Was Framed!
- I Wish for Whirled Peas!
- I Wub U!
- Just Add Milk!
- Just doo-doo it!
- Kiss Me, I'm Needy!
- Look What the Stork Dropped Off!
- Lunch is On me!
- Milk Again?
- Milk Drinkers Anonymous
- Milk: It's what's for Dinner!
- Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Mischief Patrol!
- Ms. Chievous
- Mom Makes the Best Dinner
- My Cheeks are Sore!
- My Cuteness Powers are Invincible!
- My Momma is Cuter...
- My other car is a stroller
- My Other Stroller is a Porsche
- My Other Stroller is a Tank
- My Pants are Overflowing!
- Next Big Poop-star!
- No Smoking! Gassy Baby!
- Objects in Diaper are Stinky...
- Okay, I'm Confused
- Oops. Farted!
- Poopie Happens!
- Poopie Monster!
- Poopie Stinks!
- Prince of Wails
- Princess of Wails
- Rebellious Nature
- Recalcitrant Youth
- Rudolf Pooped On My Roof!
- Second Hand Farts...
- Set Cuteness Levels on Stun!
- Spoil Me! NOW!
- Sleep Like a Baby...
- Super-Genius In Training
- Support Our Poops
- Taxx D. Duxion
- The Doggy Did It!
- The PoopScout Motto
- Today's Special: Cheek Pinching!
- Vintage Whine
- Welcome to Debt-Land
- Welcome to Whine Country
- What's a duck?
- What's another word for Waaaaaa?
- What's for dinner?: Left or Right?
- Where's My Present?
- Where's the Chocolate Milk?
- Whine Snob
- Wicked Diaper Wedgie!
- Will Cry for Food
Enjoy the site, and have fun!
To get to the WittyBaby.com storefront, click this link: WittyBaby.com Online Store